*I check price of dumbbells at fitness store, decide to "make" my own dumbbells* *Laughter and persecution in the same sentence? Points for knowing big words though* SS: Hello dear, I have heels for sale, I was told you would like this one in particularĬ: Eya it is beautiful o *tries it on* its my size sha.how much are they?Ĭ: Ehn?! Anyway, I don't wear high heels like these anymore, my knees hurt now, thank you ehnġ6 yo caregiver: *pulls chair from under her ward and starts cackling hard*Ĩ yo ward: Hiss! Its not funny! Why are you now laughing like they are persecuting you?! Me: Aww very nice, but they are too high for me, I'm tall alreadyĬolleague 1: Not my size, too big but very fineĬolleague 2: Ah, this is C's size and she LOVES these kind of heelsĬolleague 1: That's very true o, madam wait, she will soon come now Shoe Seller: Hello ladies, I have nice heels for sale, very affordable o, see this one. *opens carrier bag* W ait, this is a metal sponge! M: Okay thank you, sorry say you reach market o!
Me: Market ke? Abeg come back, I say mallam outside here, sponge! Wey dem dey use baff! You no know am?! Me: B, abeg help me go buy bathing sponge from mallam, take money.ī: Hello ma, I dey market, I don forget the name of the thing wey you say make I buy. I have either participated in or overheard.Ĭuz: Sis, please can the gateman help me buy bathing sponge? I forgot mine at home. Me: *removes phone from ear and stares at it in wonderment* Then sell your frigging phone already!Īll this before 1pm?! Me - 0, Universe - Knock Out. Someone: I know, I know look.how about I give you my phone? If you don't get your money back before Friday, you can sell it, it's worth. Me: I know you heard me yesterday when I said I didn't have and just helped you out of the little I had. Someone: Thanks for yesterday but now I'm in an even bigger bind please please can you find some money to help me? Me: I'm broke too, I don't have that amount of money, but I can send you something little towards your issue. Someone: Please I'm in a bind etc.can you just loan me NX? Me: *removes phone from ear and stares at it in wonderment* I just say make I tell you say if your sister children need lesson teacher, I sabi teach maths and English and Science. Me: Err, I'm sure I will notice when it opens.Ģ2:05 that same night, 3 missed calls from Barber earlier, my phone rings.īarber: Aunty na me, good morning, sorry about that day.īarber. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Īt beauty salon, couple of days ago, fixing my hair.īarber: Aunty, please you fit tell your husband or father or brother make dem come dey barb their hair for here.īarber: Also, I go soon start dry-cleaning business for here, abeg you go dey patronise me, infact give me your number so I go call you when I don start Scam artist if you can not even spell?! Oloriburuku, omo radarada, ode, send info To OUR claim's email: ( God will punish you thoroughly! Idiot, how can you be a successful Your MAIL ID has been PICKED to collected $750,000.00 in the JUMBO COMPANY